Tagged..twice...

Ok....so i've been tagged on this post twice...once by my aunt a while ago and just more recently by my cousin...so I guess I better just do it already! (maybe they checked into it and found some pretty funny things pertaining to "Shelby Needs") So anyways....here I go...there better be some funny phrases on the internet about me! haha

Ok...so heres the deal. Google your name and the word needs (for example...Shelby Needs...) See what random and funny stuff comes up!

-Shelby needs Caulk to stop his leaking (ok...blonde moment..the first three times I read this phrase I was thinking Caulk was a person...so I guess I need Caulk to stop his leaking (leaking...?? like...he is...NEVER MIND....no explanation needed...)
-"sweet" shelby needs a home (AWE..somebody thinks I'm SWEET!!) haha
-Shelby needs help- isnt' THAT the truth! haha
-Shelby needs to do what Shelby needs to do (haha...good way of putting it..i guess! haha)
-Shelby needs to go home with another dog who can help her learn the ropes and build up her confidence (ok...first of all...WHY A DOG? haha and second of all...if by DOG they meant...MAN...no thanks...cuz I don't think I wanna "learn the ropes" and get my confidence boosted by a guy classified as a dog...am I right? haha)
-Shelby needs a winning manicure (OH NO...somebody has seen my nail beds...YIKES...but I would like clarification on the "winning" part...cuz it sounds like it would do AMAZING things for my nails...if so...i'm game!)
Shelby needs a family with a yard and lots of patience...haha yes, because my family's yard isn't cutting it and I CANNOT live without a descent yard?? And DITTO on the patience thing! ;) haha I need a family who TRUELY understands me and can put up with it...OH WAIT...I HAVE ONE ALREADY!! :)
-Shelby needs some lessons (the caption mentioned drivers ed...I think i took that once...didn't I?? haha....you'd prolly never know it if you've seen my driving..maybe they are right)
-Shelby needs a new playmate (uhhh....in college....PLAYMATE is prolly not the most CHASTE thing to have..so I think i MIGHT pass on that one. (Did I use that word right...is that even a WORD?? *chaste*)
-Shelby needs some water (in the subscript it specified TOILET water...ew...NO THANKS!!)
-And last but not least...Shelby needs someone to shake up her life...UH...no thanks! I already found me one of those...and they've disrupted all the plans that I had for myself...and now I am so confused on what the cards will hold for me....SO PLEASE, NO MORE SHAKERS!!

I also found out that Shelby is a ripoff deadbeat dad....oh no...I SURE HOPE THEY DON'T CONFUSE HIM WITH ME...that'd be HORRIBLE! I definately don't need rumors being spread in that manner...! haha

Ok...so this was actually a LOT of fun!! So therefore, I tag...Lisa, Ash, and Geri!! :)

PS...this is the SECOND time I did this activity because the first time I went to post and it errored on me....so some of the comments I left were less funny on this one cuz I couldn't remember exactly what i'd said...but some of them are funnier cuz I had a little more time to think of something witty! :) haha